Normally I just copy/paste every 3 or 4th reviews to the reviews page here on my site, but this one gave me such a chuckle I didnt want it to be thrown in with the rest ;) xo JL
"To use a cliched opening, what can you say about Jaime Lane? Well,
she's definitely the kind of gal I'd spend myself into the poorhouse
for. And sure, I might die bankrupt and be buried in a pauper's grave,
but the mortician would have a hell of a time removing the smile from
my face. But seriously, she's one of the classiest, enthusiastic, and
most authentic SPs out there--she's literally following the "do what
you love and the money will follow" mantra, and no doubt making a
fortune while she's at it. She's also quite versatile, and has one of
the most user-friendly pricing structures I've ever seen; if it's on
her services list, it's included in her cost. If it's not on her list,
she'll probably do it anyway (like Russian. And really, if you deprive
yourself of fucking those magnificent tits, you're missing out on a
once-in-a-lifetime experience), as she's quite open to most
experiences. Finally, she's got a wit as dry as the Great Salt Lake,
and really seems to enjoy verbal sparring with her clients--she's
cheeky as hell to boot. Oh, is she ever cheeky. I lost myself in those
cheeks for the better part of an hour.
My visits to Jaime Lane could best be described as the stories you hear
about people who were scooped up by tornadoes, only to be set down
miles away, naked, wet, befuddled, but completely unharmed, with spotty
recollection of what happened, but cognizant that it was something
amazing.
Recommendations on what she offers:
Not that you would--nay should--ever deny yourself her oral
skills--dear sweet Jesus, her oral skills--but to borrow a phrase from
Ray Stevens, she has the power to do things with her tongue that would
make you confess to sins that would make a sailor blush. A tongue stud
is everything it's made out to be, and more. And her BLS?
Undescribable. Do yourself a favour and shave your boys before you meet
her, as you will never regret her BLS.
Seriously take her up on her Greek service. Once you've come up for air
from worshipping her glorious apple bottom (hint, hint), she'll happily
guide you into that most taboo of holes. And boy oh boy, does she ever
get vocal about it. Exceedingly vocal. Her moans, gasps, sighs, and
squeals make for a better aphrodisiac than any Viagra.
Something that she offers that's not for everybody, but that she does
extremely well is her ability to work your prostate, be it with a
finger or two, a toy, or a strap-on, and which has me convinced that
she moonlights as a proctologist. Anal beginner or veteran, Jaime will
happily guide you into an experience that will give you an orgasm that
will make beg for more... and then more, and then even more.
One last thing; she has a special spot on her that drives her to
distraction. I won't tell you where it is, though, as half the fun lies
in discovering it for yourself."
~ pussygiest/CAF
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