*is meant for those gentleman who only wish to spend a passionate filled 20 minutes playing with me.
*It is NOT meant for those who like to see how much extra time they can stay on my dime. This happens way too often and ...could be the reason I no longer answer your call.
*It is NOT meant for the unshowered, after work, dirty quicky. If you need a QUICK shower let me know ahead of time, its my pleasure. :-)
Please keep in mind, if its been longer than 2 hrs since you last showered, you DO need a shower.
This rule goes for everyone and if you think that you are different than I assure! you that you ARE the problem and this could be the reason that I no longer answer your call.
ON THE SUBJECT OF SHOWERS:
Everyone is asked if they need to freshen up and everyone is asked to cleanse hands and mouth. ( Taking the extra time in there to freshen "other things" is implied and, trust me, much appreciated and well worth your while) If you are specifically asked to take a shower, the last thing I want to hear is "I just had one"
I am SO sorry to hear that, cause you need one.
P.S. if I am still returning voice/emails you need not worry that I'm avoiding your calls, I do get awfully busy :-)
XXXO,
Jaime
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whitemoustache:
The dear girl should not have to ask, but some blokes need to be reminded!
